La Dispute—Said the King to the River
As a child leaves the womb and learns the cold,
you have taught us peril in the present,
and you will bring us peril in our surely-soon-will-be
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Strawberry Sweet Rolls with Vanilla Cream Cheese Glaze (by Averie Cooks)
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
Brody is doing great as Houdini
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
pick him up
I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall